crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

dontevenseemyfriends:

casualtroyler:

ohitroyler:

oksoitsmeagain:

rebelyoutubefangirlx:

tyleroakleysslave:

okaytroylerokayzalfie:

I can’t wait to use this on all of the new Fangirls that think they will marry troye 😂😂😂

Tbh we still think we’ll marry troye.

I can’t wait for a bunch of interviewers for teen magazines to be confused too. I can picture it now.
Interviewer: So what are some qualities you look for in a girlfriend?
Troye:
Interviewer:
Troye:
Interviewer:
Troye: A dick.

Reblogging for the last comment

*tyler oakleys dick

HES NOT riGHT FOR THOSE TEEN MAGAZINES IM CRYING OMF IMAGINE

this is why tumblr is my favorite mom

dontevenseemyfriends:

casualtroyler:

ohitroyler:

oksoitsmeagain:

rebelyoutubefangirlx:

tyleroakleysslave:

okaytroylerokayzalfie:

I can’t wait to use this on all of the new Fangirls that think they will marry troye 😂😂😂

Tbh we still think we’ll marry troye.

I can’t wait for a bunch of interviewers for teen magazines to be confused too. I can picture it now.

Interviewer: So what are some qualities you look for in a girlfriend?

Troye:

Interviewer:

Troye:

Interviewer:

Troye: A dick.

Reblogging for the last comment

*tyler oakleys dick

HES NOT riGHT FOR THOSE TEEN MAGAZINES IM CRYING OMF IMAGINE

this is why tumblr is my favorite mom